2003-03-24 1:35 pm

Canadian Girl Gets My Phone Number For Nothing

A Canadian girl stopped me outside the post office and tried to get me to join a local gym.

I wanted to INTERRUPT her to say:

"Do you know, oh girl who has sprung up from the pavement, that if I give you my telephone number for your clipboard, then you will have to give me your phone number for my diary."

But I didn't. Which was a pity, because she was really cheering to a dusty postman like me.

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