2003-03-24 1:23 pm
Precocious Child Hangs From A Wall And Bullies Postman
On my round this morning two schoolchildren explode out of a house and run past me. The girl jumps up on a wall and turns round, hanging there like a vine.
"Royal Mail?" she asks.
"Yep."
She sniffs and grins.
"I hate males."
Beaten by an eight year old, I plod on.
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